Date a girl who beers. I know I just verbed a noun there. See I did it again. It might seem weird. But it really is not. It’s just uncommon. Hard to find; harder to let go. Like a girl who beers. You know, the kind who nudges you under the table when a short skirt walks by; as opposed to having her eyebrows ask “Is she prettier than me?”. Especially when it’s obvious.

Let’s face it- there’s always going to be something more attractive in life. Date a girl who beers because she couldn’t care less about it. Take a look around. Pretty Coladas with curves in all the right places. Beautiful Sangrias adorned with everything nice. Heart-stopping Cosmopolitans pouting their luscious slices of lime. She’s seen them all, yet there she is, holding hands with a pint of beer, French kissing the foam away. Date this girl because she knows better. You crave the curves only for as long as the night is young; not when you wake up. 

Date a girl who beers because she’s chill. You can be the uncivilized weirdo that you usually are. Skipping food, sleep, and a social life for FIFA with the guys; sharing memes any self-respecting human will choose to ignore; spectacularly failing at the art of expressing emotions. That’s okay. She will be cool with it. She might even take up the joystick once a while or laugh at a stupid meme. Not because she’s easy; because she knows what she wants. She wants you like she wants her beer. Just the way it is. No ice, soda, coke, or other pretty lies to mask your true weird self.

Date a girl who beers. She will drive you nuts. Like some of the stuff in life do at first. Your first sip of beer that made you puke. A new pair of flip-flop that doesn’t feel right for a while. An AR Rahman song that you just don’t get for the first couple of times. But that’s okay. Life is not a Gautham Menon movie. You don’t fall in love the moment you look at her walking towards you in a blue saree. It’s not love if it comes at first sight. So take your time with this girl as you get drunk on her. Sip, swirl, and savor. Sip her mind; swirl in her thoughts; savor her for life.

Date a girl who beers because she’s a bro. Take her along for a beer with the guys and watch her become a part of your gang, making fun of your friends and swearing at them. Listen to her telling a funny story as they laugh their hearts out and high-five her. Take a moment to see the laughter in her eyes and the smile in yours.

Seriously, date a girl who beers.